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Not For Human Consumption

Sep 4, 2018

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This week starts out with a Star Trek anatomy lesson and the realization that the show features a lot of dick and balls. Physical media sucks and we're glad it's dying. Our Facebook Group is blowing up and hard to keep track of. Dave, for some reason, is collecting Kevins in his new group "Shit Bird Kevingposting." Allan describes what a "toothy handjob" is. Using Youtube and Google to learn how to healthcare on the fly. Dylan's instructor teaches him the word "bugger." Turning Allan into a Twitch personality only to make a boatload of money. Good beers always come in small glasses and "barcades" should be way more common. Asking Aubrey Plaza if Dylan can jerk off into her. Alex Jones tries to defend his trans porn search history. Maddox's ex-girlfriend likes Anti-Maddox tweets. Your kids aren't special and there's too many people on this planet. The NFHC Bowling Night is happening -- Join our Facebook Group to get the details! Matt gets grossed out by a diaper change. Giving Destiny 2 one final try. "Hey, Look at This!" featuring a Disturbed song played with animal sounds, A bad case of diarrhea, "yo momma" jokes, the hood version of "A Thousand Miles", and a homemade Mentos commercial. Dylan reviews "Ghost" this week because the listeners demanded it! "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" features chewing on solid ice and an official "Flirtologist". Lastly, but not leastly, some epic voicemails including a spicy live phone call. We close out this week with an epic cover of the Castlevania theme by Toxic Eternity.

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Toxic Eternity

I have a bad case of diarrhea

Mentos commercial

Disturbed - Down With The Sickness (Animal Cover)

"A Thousand Miles" Hood Remix