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Not For Human Consumption


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Not For Human Consumption

Jan 15, 2019

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dylan starts out this week doing his best Anderson Cooper impression and cheats a shot, Jim enters Applebee's and Matt leaves in his place, The Legend of Porklift, Dave's social media troubles continue, Making up band names to claim you went to a show, Allan's new show "My Vasect And Me", Dylan gets his hands on Dave's new girlfriend, Stoma sex, Shitting through Playdoh molds, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant from Thought Cops join us, Doing stand-up via cellphone, Cupcake War torture, Having a bad time at NASCAR, NFHC vs. GoDaddy, Allan Avenges "Iron Man 3", "Hey, Look at This!" featuring the cure for homelessness and the TikTok invasion, a 2016 Presidential bid, Alex "Link" Jones, Another great Slipknot remix, A dead racoon in McDonalds, and Pornstar interviews. #RuralStripClubsUnited, The triumphant return of Wittmann Breaking News covering those damned meat peddlers, and lastly some fine voicemails. 

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