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Not For Human Consumption


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Not For Human Consumption

Dec 4, 2018

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We start out this week's show discovering who has the lowest Tim-cell Count and burning lowercase T's, Allan is sick as fucc, As Seen on TV hoses and Dave's dick, "This podcast means YOU'RE WELCOME", Dylan discovers Kekistan, Facebook's standard News Feed is garbage, Cousin sex on a technicality, Is Jeff Goldblum jass?, Dylan calls out all the Tylers, Giving babies herpes, 'Seeisme1' calls in to tell us how he is "The King of The Lesbians", George H.W. Bush died, Matt's trying to bang a horse, Red Dead Redemption 2 and people hunting, Remebering 'Last Action Hero', The triumphant return of "When If She Bad Goes Wrong", "Hey, Look at This!" featuring Planet Unicorn, An unexpected song chorus, The slap heard 'round the world, Some new CRAM, Spaghetti Productions prank calls Thought Cops with his Dick Dickman Show promotion, An angry Xbox voicemail message, and some excellent Breaded Chicken CoD clips. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" featuring Pantera Trump, MAGA rap song, and the drunkest Matt. Finally, some epic voicemails. We end this week's show with the track "Sick Machine" by Pictureplane. 

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