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Not For Human Consumption

May 22, 2018

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Allan might not know how scheduling or calendars work, Dylan shows off his new Championship belt that's totally not a child's toy, The Cryus's made it big from inserting microphones into their holes, Dave gets banned from Facebook (again), Being bullied into a mustache, A postmortem apology to America, Inventing Trans-Atlantic Hip-Hop and SnatchChat, Dylan gets hit on in Utah, Handshakes are hard, A mom's reaction to her son becoming an atheist, Reviewing "The Sh*t Pornstars Say", Dylan reviews "Star Wars: The Last Jedi", Do you agree with Dylan's order of Star Wars from worst to best?, "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?", some hilarious voicemails, and a listener bests Allan's garlic intake on Facebook Live. This week we end the show with a song from Mute Swan called "Just Like Weeds". 

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