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Not For Human Consumption

May 15, 2018

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Buckle in for a dual birthday celebration show fueled by an accidental "Ice" beer purchase! Semi-guest non-host Dave is back and we hear about his warm, wet mouth hug bartering days, "Shiver Me Tinders" and/or "Bernier Betwixt The Sheets" has to be a thing, The odds of living past 75, Googling weird dicks, an Uber driver loses it, Mudvayne is terrible, Dylan attempts to make Star Wars Great Again with a review of "Star Wars: The Force Awakens", "What Makes Dave Mad This Week (Now With 25% More Urine!)" and a drunken proposition, a special edition of "When 'If She Bad' Goes Wrong", some "Wittmann Breaking News", and lastly a couple of spicy voicemails. We end this week's show with a track from Hado called "Dust".

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